Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just flail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure. Also try this while screaming "THE BEES! THE BEEEEESSS!!!!!"

Leave scary messages on the typewriters and computers.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

Play with the automatic doors.

Put M&M’s on layaway.

Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” Works better if you're in your twenties or thirties.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around singing the batman theme song.(nananananananaa...BATMAN!)

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. (just imagine the look on someone's face when they randomly get hit with a banana or toilet paper roll)

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” Then get offended when they don't.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

Zoom around with a shopping car while making race car noises. Crash into people and say "Whoops sorry! The brakes are faulty!"

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”

Try on bras on top of your clothes. Strut around like you're a supermodel while you're at it, especially if you're a guy.

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics, using other customers as test subjects. Mumble things about how your experiments are going well.

When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.

While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good Bessie.”

Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc.

Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around.

Walk up to a guy with his girlfriend and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re also guy.

Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this,”